Stories from Derby, the Sassy Cat


  1. Top Ten

    Derby, the Sassy Cat &bull Dec 13, 2011

    Top 10 sings your cat has learned your Internet Password10. E-mail flames from some guy named "Fluffy." Traces of kittie litter in your keyboard.8. You find you've been subscripted to starngenews groups like (alt.recreational.catnip)7. Your web browers has a new… Full Story »


  2. We Have Answers

    Derby, the Sassy Cat &bull Dec 6, 2011

    Chez Cats, Elizabeth and Connor wanted to know if what was next to me was an electric typewriter. No, it is an old manual one. Actually it was Grampie's. Mum never took it back to the dungeon after she tried to use… Full Story »


  3. Farewell Friday for Opus, Get Well to GJ

    Derby, the Sassy Cat &bull Dec 2, 2011

    We bid a fond farewell to our buddy Opus. He had the bestest life, getting to move from Mericky to sunny Italy when his mum got married to an Italian guy. Don't know if he ever learned to meow in… Full Story »

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  4. Thursday, This and That

    Derby, the Sassy Cat &bull Dec 1, 2011

    First we want to send out lots of purrs to DMM, or Daisy Mae Maus of DMM and the Feline American s. Here is what was reported on FB. My mom took DMM to the v-e-t today for me while… Full Story »

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  5. Feasting on Friday

    Derby, the Sassy Cat &bull Nov 25, 2011

    Mum promised us turkey this weekend and we didn't get it yesterday. So we were furry bummed out. But she came through today. Made us our own turkey dinner! Yummmy. Lots left to eat for meals to come. We can… Full Story »


  6. Shop Kittie

    Derby, the Sassy Cat &bull Nov 15, 2011

    Alert, Alert, Alert - we interrupt our regular post to report a missing cat. This is Kimo and he has been out of his house since yesterday. His beans are all worried. Get your furry butt home Kimo, we are… Full Story »

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  7. ManCat Monday - Late Feetsball Edition

    Derby, the Sassy Cat &bull Nov 14, 2011

    We didn't report on feetsball before since our Packers didn't play until Monday night.The Packers - Another week, another win. Yipee, still unbeaten. This week's victim was the ViQueens and they almost had a shut out. If it hadn't been… Full Story »


  8. New Sleepy Spot

    Derby, the Sassy Cat &bull Nov 12, 2011

    It was a strange Caturday round here. First, mum got up earlier than she normally does and turned on her work puter. Didn't do much but said she had to be on to test moving a system change into production.… Full Story »


  9. Blogoversary - 6 Bloomin' Years!

    Derby, the Sassy Cat &bull Nov 3, 2011

    Finally for the first time in the past three years mum remembers our blogoversary. About time lady! Hard to believe it has just been five years since I started blogging. Wait, no, it has been six years. I don't have… Full Story »

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  10. ManCat Monday - Halloweenie Edition

    Derby, the Sassy Cat &bull Oct 31, 2011

    When you next step in a small mammal's guts, remember, it's just your cat's way of saying, "I love you". Author UnknownYeah, just a few creepy, crawly, mushy somethings for the Happy Halloweenie Day. We loves you, you know we… Full Story »



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